Try The Shoebox On, Son, And We’ll See If It Matches Your Eyes

By Alya Bessex and Terry Lander

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A group of students was put together with the sole purpose of reviewing this book. They used every device known to man in order for them to collate evidence, both scientific and spiritual, as to what kind of reader would enjoy the contents presented to them. With the relevant information, including pie charts, venn diagrams and zen manifestos, bound in a ring folder coloured with felt pens and covered with sparkly jewels from a clear bag, the group presented their findings to a team of entertainers from around the world. A four hour presentation unfolded before their eyes as the students covered each and every point in vivid detail, allowing nobody to leave the room having not absorbed the information thoroughly. With the students satisfied and the entertainers educated, a specific demographic was identified allowing the marketing managers and agents of the authors to sell directly to those who would benefit from the content of this production. Unfortunately one of the students had been in contact with an illegal substance, so the findings were deemed to be void and the process started again. The results of the next review will be presented in a luxury, leather bound, limited edition book approximately fifteen thousand years from now. Watch this space...

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